Friday, May 24, 2013

Builder launches the 'best fucking township' of all time

Renowned builders, Sona Chandi Constructions, announced a devastatingly brilliant housing project in New Bandra (formerly, Boisar) with such great amenities that the township is now being termed as 'the best fucking thing ever' in Indian housing industry.

Sona Chandi issued full page advertisements in all leading newspapers announcing the project, foundation stone of which will be laid down by the Chief Minister later this month. Ajay Savnani, a spokesperson of the company said, "This is the most brilliant project in the most premium locality of Upper Bandra, which is but a few minutes drive away from Mount Mary's church in Lower Bandra. I guarantee, you'll faint if you see the list of amenities we are offering!"

Sources have confirmed that the township will have path-breaking amenities like ample parking space, children's play area, an asbestos sheet compound wall with a metal gate, a wooden stool for the security guy at the gate and many more such uncommon amenities. The construction activity will also feature a lot of overseas talent, such as Bangladeshi laborers with uncertain immigration status.

As an inaugural limited period offer, the builder is selling the housing units for just Rs.27,000 per sft.

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